I showed you my holes and you took a piss in them. It's embarrassing, bro

I showed him where to cum, but he still shoved his sperm inside me

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

The sister said good morning and sat on her face without waiting for an answer

Neighbor, you take what you need in the kitchen, I'm busy babbling here

They told me, "Don't go to the audition or they'll fuck you." I'll go again tomorrow

I'm gonna fuck because I want to, not because my brother's blackmailing me!

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

Why are you so uptight, man? Here, touch my tits and fuck me

The only dick in the house is my brother's, so I'll have to jerk off by myself